In early 2014, it was announced that the second season of this Xiaolin adventure will be produced. But this animated television show appears to be canceled after only 26 episodes of its first season.

In ancient times, the first Xiaolin Dragon battled the legendary witch Wuya. Good prevailed, and the Xiaolin sacred power objects-the Shen Gong Wu-were. Xiaolin Showdown is a beat 'em up and fighting video game based on the animated television series of the same name.It was released on November 14, 2006 in North America and in Europe on June 29, 2007. Players are able to play as the Xiaolin Apprentices.

Was this occurred because Warden, one of characters of this animated television show, bears a resemblance to Professor Shinigami, one of the principal antagonists of the 'Dream Hunter Rem' anime franchise, that lasted in Japan from 1985 until 1992? Why this new Xiaolin adventure has only Canadian voice talent residing in Los Angeles in its voice cast? Was this occurred because the voices are recorded in Vancouver? To make things worse, this new Xiaolin adventure also deviates heavily from the original 'Xiaolin Showdown' (2003). And why they decided that Eric Bauza should voice all male villains in this animated television show, except for Chase Young, who is voiced by David Kaye? I don't know, but if the voices for this new Xiaolin adventure are really recorded in Vancouver and if Hannibal Roy Bean appears in its second season, I think that Mark Acheson, who is the voice of Lord Tirek in 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' (2010), should be the first and only choice for this voice-over role.

Contents.Season 1 (2003-2004) The Journey of a Thousand Miles 1.1 Omi: What is that? Kimiko: It's a PDA.

I'm sending a message to a friend in Tokyo. Omi: A secret message? I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues. ( Points at Clay) Is it that guy? Clay: Not me, partner. Raimundo: It's you, chrome dome.Raimundo: Right. Like we're gonna take directions from a gecko.

Dojo: Gecko!? Don't ever call me gecko! Raimundo: Eh, my mistakes.Dojo: Wuya! Wow, the years have not been kind to you.Master Fung: It is your most solemn duty as Xiaolin Warriors to find all the Shen Gong Wu before Wuya does. Raimundo: (raises hand) I have a question. Master Fung: Yes, Raimundo? Raimundo: I saw my room, and no bed.

What the dealy? (Everyone stares at him) Um, we can talk later.Dojo: Can't believe I went from Temple Guardian to babysitter in less than a day!Omi: And so our grand quest begins. Follow me, TO VICTORY! (From off-screen) I have no idea where I'm going.( Raimundo turns off the game Omi is playing and Omi starts crying) Omi: YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL!

( to the game) Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?! ( Raimundo laughs and Kimiko punches him) Kimiko: Don't mess with the monk! Raimundo: ( Grimacing) Girl, you hit hard! 1.2 Omi: I foolishly and shamefully lost a quarter second on the sandbags. As you might say, I smell bad. Raimundo: I stink, not I smell bad. Omi: I stink?

Raimundo: Yeah, and you smell bad, too.laughs.Clay: Hmm, seems like the feller don't mean any harm.Dojo: Ooh, that Fist of Tebigong must be close, 'cause I'm getting a wicked case of Shen Gong Wu rash! Yeah, it kinda itches here, but it's more burny down there, and behind the my tail I've got this unsightly cracking. I mean it, it's ooh. Kimiko: I meant with the location of the Shen Gong Wu!Jack Spicer: First order of business when I rule the world: vaporize all mimes.Raimundo: There has gotta be some way outta here.

Those walls are solid. Kimiko: Let me try. (she throws Raimundo on a mime wall) You're right. Those walls are solid.Raimundo: So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try?

Clay: Sure thing, Raimundo. I should try it before you. Raimundo: Your snooze, your lose! Omi: Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head! Kimiko: Guys, knock it off!

Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut! Tangled Web 1.3 Omi: Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant!

Raimundo: That 'cause it's lipstick.Dojo: I don't know how my cousin, Nessie, stands living here! 'Course, if you ask me, she likes all the attention! It's the Loch Ness Monster!' Scottish Man: Hey, look!

It's the Loch Ness Monster! Dojo: See?Omi: reading the 'Ancient Guide to Females' Oh yes! Females are easily frightened! Kimiko: obviously irked You're lucky you're cute, Omi.Omi: The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace? Dojo: That's what this rash is telling me.

Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Raimundo: How do we get in there? Clay: Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like? Dojo: That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there.

We need connections! Kimiko: oh, no worries.

I'll call my dad. 1.4 Dojo: after Omi's defeat What happened? I blinked and missed it.Dojo: Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got away, I think that went pretty well. Shen Yi Bu 1.5 Jack: Uh-huh, hmm. So Mr Tubbimura, tell us about yourself. Why should Jack Spicer, evil incorporated, hire you?

Tubbimura: Bowing Hai. Well er, I have, as you can see, extensive experience wreaking havoc and destruction. Jack: Yeah not really looking for H and D. Tubbimura: Er, I also have solid grasp of mayhem. Wuya: Mayhem is good. Jack: There's always a need for mayhem.Tubbimura: You must choose.

Drop the Sword of the Storm or fall. Raimundo: 'Kay, I choose fall.Master Fung: You weren't defeated by your opponent Raimundo. Raimundo: Oh, no? Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt? Master Fung: Hurriedly Oh, that won't be necessary.

You were defeated by your lack of knowledge. Remember, a drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force.

Raimundo: Sighs Can't anyone speak normally around here? Master Fung: Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at Goo Zombies 2. Chameleon 1.6 Raimundo: NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY!Kimiko (Chameleon): Well, I hope you get hit by lightning every day 'cause you look super-keen!Clay: How do you know which one is a real one? Raimundo: TIGER INSTINCTS. Awesome!Omi: No, the Ace is in your sleeve.

I only hesitate because I am thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should day, the one who calls herself Kimiko. Raimundo: You're tiger instincts are king, bro. Ring of the Nine Dragons 1.7 Omi: Now remember, we must find the. All the other Omi's: (scratching heads) Oh, yes, we must find, we have to find the thingie!Jack: Any idea where we're going?

Wuya: No, but I could always glide through the walls, and peek ahead. Jack: N-not a good idea. You're not afraid of the dark, are you? Night of the Sapphire Dragon 1.8 Dojo: Maybe I can be the dragon of.FIRE! Kimiko: Sorry, position's filled. Dojo: Then how 'bout soot?

Raimundo: Soot? Not impressive.

Dojo: And this is comin' from the wind guy? How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!Omi: The most dangerous Shen Gong Wu. It is only to be used as an absolute last resort.(after getting almost blasted by the sapphire dragon) Raimundo: You think he'd be grateful we rescued him from the volcano.Dojo: Alright then, just remember, you asked for it!

(panicking whimpering) My Homey Omi 1.9 Omi: Oh, no! My friends are lost in New York City! How will they survive without ME?!Kimiko: Dojo, anything you can do here?

Dojo: Eh.uh, gee guys. I-I-I'm not big on trains. A-and that third rail really chafes. Kimiko: Dojo! Dojo: Okay, okay.Jermaine: To jack Are you afraid of getting whooped little boy?Jack Spicer: Okay, got the Shen Gong Wu. Now, a little vaporizing of our enemies, and we'll call it a day.

Big as Texas 1.10 Clay: Hey, fellas. sees his hat full of milk Huh?! Omi: Only a 9 1/2 gallons.

You get a free hat! Clay: RAIMUNDO!!!

Raimundo: Think fast! tosses the filled hat of milk at a furious Clay who chases him around the roomRaimundo: cringing What. Did I just land in? Clay: That would be a cow pie. Raimundo: No! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb!

THIS IS NO PIE!Daddy Bailey: Clay, I reckon you've been a man longer than I realized Jack: To Wuya How come we don't have a relationship like that? Wuya: I'm not your mommy! Now pick up your toys Jackie, and let's go home. Royal Rumble 1.11 Omi: My friends! Hearing the sound of your voices again will give me tremendous pleasure. Raimundo: It's a trap!

But, one of them is missing from the main list - Overcooked. The solus project achievements. (I tried this a couple of times, but I didn´t get the achievement)Thor Wannabe (went through the game from the beginning, finished E4, no achievement earned)Tomb Raider (got more than 70 boxes opened, no achievement unlocked)The rest of them are evident.

Omi: That did not give me as much pleasure as I had hoped.Jack: You know this trap would never have worked if I hadn't lost my Xiaolin Showdown in the first place. Wait, that didn't come out right. Mala Mala Jong 1.12 Jack Spicer: Smell ya later, losers! (Tries to fly off but has his foot caught in a lasso) Clay: You'll smell us NOW, ya dirty snake! Kimiko: Smell us now?

Raimundo: Clay's villain taunting needs some serious work.Omi: Oh, yes. Squirrels are most fearsome opponents.Kimiko: Now what? Synonyms for influx.

We just camp out here and wait? Dojo: How 'bout we 'sing songs' Or-or tell 'ghost stories' Or ah.oh, oh, oh, oh!

Raimundo: Mala Mala Jong could be attacking the temple right now. We should be fighting with Master Fung! Omi: Master Fung order us to guard the Shen Gong Wu. Raimundo: But. Omi: All we can do is formulate a plan to defeat Mala Mala Jong in case. Clay: Master Fung fails. In the Flesh 1.13 Jack: Hey you know what they say, finders keepers, losers weepers.

Omi: The only one being a weeping loser is you Jack Spicer! And you Wuya! You shall weep over your loss as well!

That is the lamest taunt ever. Stick to the jumping and kicking Omi. Omi: As you wish!Raimundo: So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?

Kimiko: You tell us, Raimundo. Clay: You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave. Raimundo: Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin slap down. Omi: Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of SECRET ELABORATE PLAN. Raimundo: Nothin' escapes you, Omi.

Omi: Not even you! Raimundo: Wrong. Season 2 (2004-2005) Days Past 2.1 Dojo: Hah! The joke's on you Wuya!

You broke the Reversing Mirror. Seven years bad luck! In, your, face! Wuya: Actually, since its the Reversing Mirror, its seven years good luck.

Dojo: Ooh, hadn't thought of that. Crud.Omi: I am most confused. If you were just going to give me the pebble, why make me go through the whole Showdown?

Dashi: Two reasons. One, it was funny. Dashi: Two, to teach you something.Wuya: Crush them. Dojo: (girly shriek) A retreat might be in order, here!! Citadel of Doom 2.2 Kimiko: You.You. Clay: Doofus? Kimiko: (to Clay) Thank you.

(to Jack) YOU DOOFUS! You trapped Omi in the past forever!Wuya: How like Dashi to give you the tool but not the knowledge of how to use it. He always was a fool. A smart dresser, but a fool.Jack Spicer: Me? Fighting for good?

In a bathrobe? Next time we meet, we're enemies again. Is about to fly off when Omi grabs his trenchcoat and gives him sad eyes. Jack Spicer: But maybe some time, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu, we can all go for ice cream. Omi: Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday!

Clay: Sundae. Omi: Even better!Kimiko: What's the matter, Rai? You look pretty bored for a guy who rules the world. Raimundo: What are you doing here!? Did you decide to join me?

Still rather kiss the backside of a mule. Kimiko: We escaped, Raimundo. So be cool and let us go. Dojo: Or be a loser and come after us. Raimundo: Better run, 'cause I'm coming after you. Kimiko: Have it your way.

Raimundo: C'mon. We got some former friends to catch.

The Shard of Lightning 2.3 Wuya: You thought I'd stay out of that box forever, didn't you? Omi: Yes, I did, Wuya. Well, another 1500 years would have been nice!Master Fung: As soon as the user brings forth the power of the shard, he can move so fast no one can see him.Omi: I would not count your ducks before they emerge from their shells!

Raimundo.that one wasn't even close.Omi: Hello, I'm ready to showdown here.Katnappe: Stop copy me! Two Jack: Stop copy me! Katnappe: Quit it! Two Jack: Quit it!

Katnappe look at the watch Katnappe: That's it! The Crystal Glasses 2.4 Wuya: (Talking to Omi) Soon you will be my greatest ally!Jack: I'll even write your your own evil theme music! (dramatic music plays) Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!Omi: This is NOT right!

Pandatown 2.5 Jack Spicer: (To Pandabubba) All you want is Hong Kong?! Can't I at least get double-crossed by somebody with some vision?Raimundo: Come on, guys. You're making this too easy for me.Clay: Two-Ton Tunic! Raimundo: Eye of Dashi!

Kimiko: Third-Arm Sash! Omi: Orb of Tornami!Kimiko: Come on, Rai. You can still win this.

Omi: Just think: 'What would Omi do'?Wuya: Forget it, Jack. What happens in Pandatown stays in Pandatown. Sizing Up Omi 2.6 Omi: gets and idea Raimundo, that is the answer! I will grow bigger backwards!Clay: You okay down there, partner? Omi: Oh, yes! Dojo's earwax is most convenient!

But I do wish I had a better view. Ah, that is much better! Dojo: Better hope I don't sneeze!

Omi: Nooo, you have very clean sinuses! Enter the Dragon 2.7 Dojo: Why is everybody looking at me like I'm some sort of freak? I AM NOT A FREAK! Clay: Relax, Dojo. Nobody is saying anything (whispers out loud).Omi: Has Dojo ever gotten out of his box? Master Fung: It's only happened once.

It was the last time anyone saw. Atlantis.Master Fung: No, Omi. You will be the one who stays. Omi: Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go?

It took him the longest to become an apprentice, and no one thought he would make it! Raimundo clears his throat Uh, I mean, except for me?Dojo: as Master Fung Omi, it is Master Fung.

Dojo is holding me prisoner! I do not believe you! eats an eggroll Dojo: as a sad little girl; crying Please let me out. cries Omi: No!

No, I cannot! Dojo: as a mother verison of Omi Omi, this is your mother speaking. You open that door this instant! Omi: Dojo, you are merely wasting your efforts. Besides, I am an orphan.

Dojo: as Omi Omi, it's Omi. You've got to let me out! Omi: irritated Oh, this is not getting most ridiculous!Master Fung: Who let Dojo out? Clay, Raimundo and Kimiko take one step to the left from Omi Omi: dismayed I am so ashamed. It appears Dojo is one very curtsy dragon.Master Fung: It has already begun.

A thousand years of darkness. Kimiko: Why a thousand?

Master Fung: It is really 962 years, but, a thousand sounds more ominous.Omi: I did not abandon my post! I am still at my post, actually I am inside my post! But that Dojo pulled his sweater over my eyes!

Raimundo: Alright, that's gotta be Omi. The Sands of Time 2.8 Jack: Holding the Sands of Time Looking for this, Xiaolin losers? You're out of luck and out of time! Omi: It was up to me to find the Sands of Time and I failed all of you. My friends, Master Fung and the entire universe! I believe that about covers it.Jack: I guess this would be the part where I let out my new trademark evil laugh.

This continues for several seconds Omi: Not so fast Spicer! He who is last to be laughing laughs most loudly! Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you!Jack: holding the Sweet Baby Among Us Wu It's like taking candy from a bunch of babies! Old Jack: Eh? Who's got the babies?

Jack: Hurry up, old timer. We gotta get the Ruby of Ramses before it reveals itself. Hear Some Evil, See Some Evil 2.9 Clay: (Jack is reading Clay's mind) That Jack is slower than a three-legged cow in quicksand! I'm faster than any three-legged cow! (is hit by Omi)Megan appears in front of the monks rolling in the Jack's shield Megan: Hi, I'm Megan. Raimundo: Oh, there's something you don't see every day.

A little girl in a hamster ball. Megan: Are you looking for Jack Spicer and the ugly old hag?

everyone nods and she gets out of the shield My stupid cousin Jack thinks he locked me inside that thing but I found the door. Dreamscape 2.10 Jack: When hunting the elusive wu, you have to move as quiet as a cat. (stubs toe) OOOOWWWWWWWWW, OOOOHHH THAT HURT!!!!

(Screams loudly, then covers up mouth)Jack: Flying away Don't worry Xiaolin Losers! I'll thank you in my acceptance speech! Master Monk Guan 2.11 Chase Young: It will be up to you Dojo. Your stay here can be a pleasant or an unpleasant experience.

Dojo: (Quickly) I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice. Chase Young: I thought you might.Dojo: You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks I wore 1500 years ago! Kimiko: (giggles) You mean your old toga?Omi: Dojo, are you alright? Dojo: (Annoyed) I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?! The Evil Within 2.12 Raimundo: Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Omi: Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature.Raimundo: I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight! Omi: grabbing Raimundo's shirt What! I am not that small!

Kimiko: I think he was talking about Sibini. Omi: Oh, yes! He is very small. The Deep Freeze 2.13 Jack: Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Look at it dance. Wuya: Stop playing with the moon, Jack.

It isn't a toy.Omi: You made your bed, Spicer. Now you'll have to eat it!Dude-bot: Just because we are mortal enemies, does that mean we can't be friends?

Screams of the Siren2.14 Jack: I ask for knife-throwing lessons, mom sends me figure-skating. 'You never know when it'll come in handy!' Now I feel kinda a bad for making a robot out of her juicer. Dojo: That Spicer kid sure has nice form.

Look there, a triple Salchow! The others stare at him What?

Cowboys can't like figure-skating? Raimundo: Come on, Omi. Just because you're built like a hockey puck doesn't mean you have to skate like one!Jack Spicer: I'm an artiste, I communicate with my feet. Wuya: If I had feet I'd communicate all over you.Omi: Oh, now I understand! Dyris wanted to know what Shen Gong Wu can create powerful, underground geysers to melt the ice and flood the world. Clowfang: Are you sure you're on the side of the good?Kimiko: Did you get the Black Beetle? Omi: Does it look like I got the Black Beetle?!

Raimundo: No, it looks like you lost the Gills of Hamachi.Dyris: Back away! It is a Xiaolin Showdown!

Dyris: I'll wager my Fist of Tebigong against your Gills of Hamachi. Omi: The game is, 'Steal the Wu'. Whoever takes the other's Wu first wins. And we play it on dry land! The Black Vipers 2.15 Clay: After setting Raimundo on fire I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favourite meal and I- Kimiko: EVERY meal is your favourite meal, Clay! Raimundo: I can't believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!The group are tied to the ceiling upside down Jessie: Well it looks like our uninvited guests have decided on an extended stay in the HOSPITALITY suite.

Omi: Why, thank you! That sounds most inviting! Where do we go? Raimundo: Omi, we're already in the hospitality suite. Perhaps I am misunderstanding the meaning of hospitality. Kimiko: Or the meaning of sarcasm. Omi: Oh, darn this sarcasm!

It always seems to grab my goat!Jack: Yes! I get this makes me queen! Everyone in the room looks at him oddly; a girl laughs Jack.King.Omi: sighs This is the most disappointing event turning since the last. Raimundo: Is it possible you're going for TURN OF EVENTS?

The Emperor Scorpion Strikes Back 2.16 (Jack has copied himself with the Ring of Nine Dragons) Old-looking Jack: Foul! Jack and Fat Jack: I didn't touch you! Fat Jack: Did not. (they start fighting, old Jack also fights) Wuya: Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! (While big headed Jack does so)Kimiko: I can't believe how badly we messed up. Raimundo: Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world. When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault.

But I.ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before. Raimundo: It dosen't matter now.woah! Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay are off the ball and they're falling on a ground Master Fung: Working together is more then just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other 's strengths wisely.

Raimundo: Hey, could somebody please translate. Clay: Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements. Kimiko: In other words, we should focus on what we do best. Dojo: Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.(After falling on ground while trying to stop Star Hanabi) Raimundo: Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly? Dojo: (With Clay's pants on head) Good idea.

Just a little late.Jack: Fearsome Four! I command you to.(thinks) laugh evilly! (they laugh) Now laugh evilly while. Hopping on one leg! (they do so) Wuya: Stop playing, Jack! Jack: In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while TAP DANCING!

(the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background) The Return of PandaBubba 2.17 Kimiko: Omi, look! It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper! Omi: Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Kimiko: Hello? That's my last name. I never thought of you with a last name. Kimiko: And that's my Papa's building. Clay: In amazement Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko the video game tycoon?!

Kimiko: Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him, he's super cool! Raimundo: And super rich! His eyes turn into dollar symbols (To Kimiko) Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk? Omi: (gigantic sad face) I thought I was your favorite.Omi: These workers appear most focused on their work. And their eyes- they have the same 'nobody is home' look as you're a person does abd who does his chores, Raimundo. Raimundo: offended Yeah, well. You're short and you have a big head.

The Last Temptation of Raimundo 2.18 Jack is asleep Wuya: Jack, fire the laser! Jack: He wakes up screaming Wuya! With you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one! Wuya: Just shut up and fire the laser.Kimiko: Poor Rai. We've got to find him. Just so I can give him a piece of my mind! Master Fung: We must not be too hard on Raimundo.

It is the Shen Gong Wu that is controlling him. Omi: Yes, but if he had not used the Golden Tiger Claws in the first place, we would not be down the lake with no paddles! Dojo: Hey, kids! Special news bulletin!

I did a little recon over Brazil and it turns out there WAS a lava flow. If it wasn't for a certain hero we all know, one village would be toast! Kimiko: So, Raimundo was telling the truth? That's a first.Jack: Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? I just wanna get my pronouns straight!Wuya: (During a Xiaolin Showdown) Shroud of Shadows!

That's cheating! That wasn't one of the Shen Gong Wu wagered!

Wuya: You're fighting evil. What do you expect? The Year of the Green Monkey 2.19 Monkey: Mind turning down the volume? Some of us are trying to get a little shuteye. Omi: Using the Tongue of Saiping In the middle of the day? You are a very lazy animal!

Rabbit: Huh, what a mouth on someone so small. Omi: I am not small, I am compact!

Bird: Yeah, anymore 'compact' and we'd need a microscope to find you!Omi: Now I understand! Jack is only a mere puppy! Raimundo.Puppet, I'm guessing. The Demon Seed 2.20 Vlad: I hear Wuya dump you, again. Jack Spicer: Imitating Vlad 'I jear Wuya dump you!' Nobody hears Wuya dump me, because I dump Wuya.

Vlad: That is not what they say on Internet! Jack Spicer: Excitedly I'm on the Internet? Vlad: Da, in warrior chat rooms everywhere! You big laughing stock!

Now when person loses everything, new hip thing to say is 'Aw, I got Jacked!' Laughs evillyKimiko: It's Spicer, he took the seed! Clay: And the hotdogs! Come back here with them doggies you no good, low down snake, you yellow bellied, dirty little side winder. I'm gonna get you!Vlad: What you know about Heylin Seed? Jack Spicer: I read something about it in Evil Seeds and Gardens. Why?Raimundo: I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand.

Kimiko snickers Master Fung: No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often Blinks rapidly Dojo: Pops out of Raimundo's shirt B-U-S-T-E-D. ShuddersRaimundo: Whoo!

C'est la vie, Salad-Breath! The New Order 2.21 Chase Young: You have learned well, Omi.

Omi: Well, I WAS taught by the best! Chase Young: Thank you.

Omi: I was speaking of Master Fung!!Jack Spicer: H-hey, hey! H-how'd you get all the way over here when.I.left you.over there? The Apprentice 2.22 Clay: How do you manage to win every game? Omi: That is most simple: I cheat. (they all look at him) No, no, I am a betrayer when I say I cheat.

Raimundo: How do we know that you're not betraying us now, Omi? Omi: (seriously) Because, Raimundo, you are all my friends, and I could never betray my friends. ( Laughs, knocking his head at the table) Ha ha ha, I have mastered deception! Let's play again!Omi: I knew you would twice-cross me! So I twice-crossed you first!

Raimundo: That's double-crossed, but I think we get the idea.Omi: Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up. Master Fung: Down. Omi: In every direction. Something Jermaine 2.23 Jermaine: After Jack gets the Manchurian Musca Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'. Omi: I am not taking a trip!

Jermaine: Your hotdogging cost us a Shen Gong Wu! Omi: Are you saying it is BECAUSE OF ME?! Jermaine: I'm saying, some poser may need a refresher course on how to be a Xiaolin warrior. Omi: A refresher course!? I should be TEACHING the refresher course!

Jermaine: Man, you got an ego bigger than that dome of yours. Omi: Nothing is bigger than my dome!

And I thank you to leave my dome OUT OF IT! Jermaine: Can you believe this guy man? Dojo: Hey, there are three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, politics and Omi's head.Dojo: No winner!?

What a rip-off! You wouldn't see this in the old days!Dojo: Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots. Raimundo: Is this story gonna be long or short?

Dojo: It'll take as long as it takes! Clay: 'Clay and Kimiko' Long story.Omi: I order you to spill your internal organs right now!! Jack: Screaming What kind of sick people are you!? Raimundo: I think he means spill your guts.Jack: Hey, I want my stuff back. Tubbimura: No, I will keep everything. Jack: Think again, bubba.

I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface! Tubbimura: No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff.

Dangerous Minds 2.24 Master Fung: As the temple collapses Remember, the fate of the world rests with you! Raimundo: Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?Jack: What do you think the spiders want with us? Raimundo: Dude, we're in their web.

Take a guess. Jack: Understanding I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME! Spiders don't eat you. They desiccate you, suck out all your fluids until nothing is left. Clay dried up and the others staring at him What?

Can't a cowboy have a hobby? Jack: I don't want to be. What he said!Omi: Everybody, take my hand! Jack: I've better an idea.

I'll take, the Golden Tiger Claws! Kimiko: Jack, you jerk! Jack: Too late, Xiaolin has-been!Dojo: I tell you.

You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again!

Heh, heh, heh, heh. Raimundo: (Laughs) Dojo, you should a seen yourself! Kimiko: Rai, that wasn't very nice. Raimundo: (scoffs) How can anyone be so afraid of a spider? A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder.

Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh Dojo: What a pansy! Omi: Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for you assistance, my small friend.

he gives a high-five on a spider Judging Omi 2.25 Kimiko: I was hoping we'd all rise together. Omi: Looking sad Aw, me too. Then looking happy That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors. Clay: Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?

Omi: Laughing Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head.

Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up. Omi: I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you. Raimundo: I'm not laughing. Kimiko: Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.

Omi: But you are a girl. The others gasp AAAAH! Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor.

Raimundo: Wincing Nyah. Kimiko: And your point?

Omi: Nothing, I like girls He passes out. Saving Omi 2.26 Dojo: Very interesting. It says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other.

Raimundo: What about Omi? Dojo: Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.Dojo: It maybe be time use our secret weapon: The Sweet Baby Among Us!Heylin Omi: If only I did not have to sleep!

Then I could fight 7/24!Raimundo: Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us. Season 3 (2005-2006) Finding Omi 3.1 Dojo: I hate the AWAY games. The crowd's always against you. Wuya: (cheering)Chase Young and Omi in unison: Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble! Cat Playing Fiddle!

Duck Flipping Burgers! Omi: Sparrow Eating Hot-Dog!

he then jumps off the rock Chase Young: Still in his lizard form and sitting on the rock, surprised. Sparrow Eating Hot-Dog?Chase Young: I think the evil in you is stronger than you know. Omi: The good in you may be stronger then you know.Master Fung: That is correct.

Only ONE would rise, but not until you worked together AS one. Dojo: I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along. (laughs to himself) Bird of Paradise 3.2 Omi: We may be outside, but we are not down.

Raimundo: I think he means we're down but not out.Bird of Paradise: I have given you the greatest gift of all. Clay: Farm equipment? The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean 3.3 Kimiko: Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins!Dojo: Maybe I should take over. I'd like to leave the parallel universe in one piece. Omi: Do you know how to fly the Silver Manta Ray?

Dojo: Please, I was flying before I could crawl. I'm not just a mystical dragon. I'm also a certified pilot! Raimundo: Good enough for me! She's all yours, pappy! Dojo: Now, let's see if we can pick up the pace a little!

Silver Manta Ray falling and everybody screaming Dojo: Don't worry!! I've got everything under control!!Raimundo: Clay, you know about tractors, maybe you can fix the Silver Manta Ray. Clay: Oh, sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying transports are like two peas from the same pod.Omi: So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean, it was realising ME?! Hannibal (as Jack): You got it sweet pea.

Moby Morpher! He turns back into his real form Omi: Enough chat chit! Today victory is mine Hannibal Bean! Kimiko: This hardly seems like a fair fight. Hannibal: True. Perhaps I should fight with my eyes closed. (It then cuts to Kimiko and Omi who look very ticked-off) Omi Town 3.4 Omi: Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents.

They all stare blankly. Kimiko: Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth. Everyone: Ohhhh. Dojo: Puzzled I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'.Dojo: Whoa! I wonder what my Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Tiamat sent me? he unwrapped the present His bones.

How thoughtful.Jack: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Omi: Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. Everyone stares at him. Wuya: Somebody translate! I'll be up all night. Clay: I'm guessing 'what goes around comes around.'

Wuya: Oh please. That wasn't even close.Omi: MY LAST NAME IS CRUD?! OMI CRUD?!?!?!?!?!Hannibal: You're talkin' to Hannibal Roy Bean. Raimundo: Oh, Yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch. Treasure of the Blind Swordsman 3.5 Guardian: As he's being kidnapped Hey!

I need to use the bathroom. Wuya: To Jack What about the treasure chest? Guardian: What?! That's disgusting! Pauses You- you were talking to me?Jack: Doing a crossword What's a four-letter word for idiot? Jack: Perfect!Omi is stuck to a cactus Kimiko: Omi! Are you okay?

Omi: cringing I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! Oil in the Family 3.6 Omi: We cannot just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack being chewed up by a big dinosaur. Kimiko: You're right.

Someone better get the camcorder.Raimundo: No, the old hag won't think small like that. She'll be thinkin'. Clay: Yeah, anyway, Raimundo. Where I come from we have a sayin' follow the oil.Clay: Dojo, you're practically one of them critters! Have any ideas?

Dojo: (Indignantly) I BEG YOUR PARDON! That's like me saying you're practically a monkey. Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart, like a dragon! We fly, breathe fire and chew with our mouths closed!Omi: The jig is down! You're at the top of your rope! Spoon over that Wu! Everyone stares at him.

Jack: Oooh, oh! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! (Starts dancing and brings out an evil genius ribbon).Wuya: Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu! Jack: Changing Chopsticks! shrinks Wuya Wuya: Not on me you fool! The Return Of Master Monk Guan 3.7 Dojo: You're.sending.me.away!?Master Fung: I assure you that I will be here when you get back.

Dojo: That's what my last master said when he went to for a soda and never returned!Master Monk Guan: You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!? All: YES, MASTER MONK GUAN! Master Monk Guan: Good. Now, any questions?

(Raimundo raises hand) HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?Omi: What wise saying do you have for us? Master Fung: I have none. Raimundo: C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings(Master Fung makes an angry face)that we all love. Master Fung: I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'. Dojo: If you want I can give you your file. (Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper) (Master Fung makes another angry face) Not that you would need a file like that.

(hides folder with a wide grin)Omi: This cannot be happening.Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Raimundo: The name is Raimundo. Clay: Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin? Kimiko: We're your friends. Raimundo: I got all the friends I need right here.Hannibal: Poor little guy is like a fish outta water! evilly laughing The Dream Stalker 3.8 Omi: Solution is most simple!

Raimundo must never sleep again!Omi: During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as hold a bucket of cold water DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER! Raimundo: Huh? cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice WHOA!

Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers Omi: You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.Raimundo: (yawns) Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo. Dojo: Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair.Kimiko: Come on! Work it like you own it. Raimundo: I think I'm gonna (yawns) just freestyle. Dojo: Oooh, I got it!

Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly. Chucky Choo 3.9 Master Fung: I miss you, too. But you must stop calling every 5 minutes! Dojo: Master Fung.who's that?Master Fung: Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through.

Dojo: (gasps) Another dragon!? Master Fung: Dojo, it isn't like that.Dojo: Great morning, young monks and the pitiful in need of assistance.Kimiko: Wait, you know each other?

Dojo: (to Chucky) You no good, yo-yo thief! Chucky Choo: AAAAGGGGHHHH! (Dojo and Chucky Choo fightng)Omi: (To the Xiaolin monks) Monks, double your efforts.Raimundo.Triple yours. Wu Got The Power? 3.10 Dojo: The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than it's name suggests. Raimundo: So, it dosen't make you a bunny? That would be just plain, silly.Jack: That's brilliant!

Why didn't I think of that? Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.Raimundo: You did what!? Master Fung: Omi, that was most unwised. Hannibal's Revenge 3.11 Master Fung: Hannibal together with Wuya could mean the end of the world. Raimundo: Where have I heard the before? 'PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN'!Jack(Kimiko): Mind Reader Conch!

Chase: I locked away that foolish vegetable once I'll do it again Hannibal Bean: You cross the wrong Bean, when you cross Hannibal Roy Bean! (Throws a big chunk of rock) Jack(Kimiko): Mind Reader Conch! Hannibal Bean: That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me. Chase: Hah!, you could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow!

(smirking) Hannibal Bean: ERRRRR! MOBY MORPHER!!!Chase Young: To a disguised Kimiko. You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled.

Sniffs. By the way, love the perfume.Hannibal Bean: I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting. Chase Young: (Referring to Wuya) And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours. Time After Time Part 1 3.12 Dojo: I have TENS all around! Omi: I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker! all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him Jack: No, no! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?!

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!Omi: I fear I have ruined the future. Old Master Fung: Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed. Old Raimundo: Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.

Time After Time Part 2 3.13 Raimundo: So, we need to stop Omi from freezing himself into the future, so he won't go into the past, where he did what he did which resulted in what happened. Simple!Omi: If what happened? Really happened? Jack: AAAAHHHH!

I wanna go Home! AAAAHHH!Master Fung: As I told you, a leader would rise from the quest, and now. (Raimundo is suddenly lit up, and as he's engulfed by the light, his original red robes soon disappear and are replaced with a black robe with a dragon on the sleeve and a red sash on him, revealing that he has become the official leader of the team.) Kimiko: Way to go, Rai! (Jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek) Clay: You did it, pardner! Raimundo: (has look of amazement) (Kimiko jumps into his arms and kisses him on the cheek) I-I don't know what to say. Except I never thought it would be me. (Kimiko and Clay give him a look).Well maybe a little.

(Raimundo then notices Omi standing behind Master Fung with a let down look on his face. However Omi comes out from behind Master Fung and sheds a few small tears.

As from the moment Master Fung told Omi about the new students coming to the temple, Omi vowed to be a great leader. Omi, with tears in his eyes spreads a smile across his face. He and Raimundo bow to each other at the same time. Master Fung, Dojo, and the chosen ones smile too.

Then, an explosion outside the temple occurs.) (Monks notice that every single villain they've encountered during the series are there with their original enemy, Jack Spicer smiling.) Master Fung: (to chosen ones, especially Raimundo who's busy removing his bandages before taking a second to survey their enemies) Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you. (With that, the team launch themselves into battle against the Heylins.) Dojo: Not too much pressure there.

(It then cuts to show Kimiko, Clay and Omi whose dots have begun to glow, running alongside each other and seconds later, Raimundo appears. As they edge closer, Raimundo then jumps into the air and prepares to launch a kick just as the screen goes black.) All in Unison: HAAIIIYYA!!!!!