Apr 11, 2014  This feature is not available right now. Please try again later. Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.DISCLAIMERGoat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.KEY FEATURES. You can be a goat. Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat. MILLIONS OF BUGS!

We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it. In-game physics that bug out all the time. Seriously look at that goat's neck. You can be a goatAndroid TV users: a compatible gamepad is required to play. By purchasing this item, you are transacting with Google Payments and agreeing to the Google Payments. AFinitDataCallback(key: 'ds:17', isError: false, hash: '28', data:functionreturn 'gp:AOqpTOFXKYb66ZBDHLzKFdJOqzy0ppGCGirS9nWpv75zqBiMPkN4TssQvezMV7gLwGGkVeSsfywqU-6cT0shXAQ','Beau Walker',null,2,null,null,null,'worth owning just to show others, and watch them laugh. Nice amusing sandbox style comical game, with plenty of amusing moments, secrets, and unlockables.

Has good touchscreen controls too for phone users like myself. (Though, I kinda prefer a stable always-screen control pad like Minecraft and the Sonic games have. As opposed to the slide anywhere option, so more custom controls would be nice.) Being a goat is great.' ,199000000,38,null,null,'7','Beau Walker',null,null,2,null,null,null,'fun game overall, but only 2 complaints. First of all, I 100% extremly fast, at least within 10 or 15 hours (Admittidly, I did use Youtube for the last secret achievement, since I did get the goat related to that one already, and could not figure it out.), and wish that there was more content in this game.

Also, the 'More Goats' section is not present anymore, which is saddening. Other than that, the game is pretty fun, even if I'm just messing around with funny glitches.'

,313000000,184,null,null,'8','T-rex',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Castillo',null,2,null,null,null,'wish, We could have the old Goat simulator again. It doesnt seem so fun anymore how we cant put more than one goat, And we don't have our old goats anymore.

If this nerver happened, I would give you five stars, I play on the Xbox1 That doesnt upgrade Goat simulator. We've been having goat simulator ever sence we go our Xbox1 (2018) And I wanted to tell you how i felt. I love the Xbox version but the mobile, Is hard to control. And you cant multiplayer like on the Xbox or Minecraft. D:',393000000,12,null,null,'6','Jasmine Castillo',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Clements',null,2,null,null,null,'but the controls are, at best, poor. The game loves trying to turn when I do not want to turn, leading to a difficult to control game.

Other than that, this game is absolute gold. Another issue is extreme battery consumption.' ,942000000,2,null,null,'5','Logan Clements',null,null,2,null,null,null,'fox wolfy',null,2,null,null,null,'funny and I love the game but it never effing loads fix NOW.OR give EVERYONE'S money back.U need to listen to the people who commented on this and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!!!!! It's making me angry as shootud83dude20ud83dude21ud83dudc80 and if you won't do it for US do it for the company or no one will buy you're games. EDIT: I deleted and reloaded the game and it worked, just not 4 this 1.FINALLYud83dude44',302000000,146,null,null,'4','stellar fox wolfy',null,null,2,null,null,null,'game overall, but I'd like it to be more like the free version. By that I mean how you can get the goats from other games.

I've gotten all the other goat sims, so I hope you can add it!' ,272000000,33,null,null,'6','Goldenh00f',null,null,2,null,null,null,'love it! Playing this game makes me feel like I'm 7-8 again, memories. Though, it would be fun if there were new updates coming up! Like new goats or ereas of the map to explore, besides that, It's an awesome game!' ,435000000,51,null,null,'7','Minxtraf',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Doull',null,2,null,null,null,'port with some exclusive content!

Would be perfect if the controls were customizable. It seems weird to be locked in to the default scheme.' ,112000000,1,null,null,'3','Mike Doull',null,null,2,null,null,null,'FisHH productionz',null,2,null,null,null,'This is the BEST GAME EVER! I've always wanted to be a goat. Also, I found this Really, REALLY crazy glitch, and it make you fly and your limbs flap all over the place. Overall this game is ud83dude06ud83dude04ud83dude03ud83dude16ud83eudd74ud83dude0eud83dude3cud83dudc4dud83dudc10ud83eudd97ud83cudf89!

An urban game that is similar to baseball or cricket that was popular among African Americans in (Jackson Ward/ Court)area during the 60's and 70's. It is considered a baseball/ game played on the streets or in vacant lots. Rolypolyland in english. The game consisted of a pitcher, hitter and a back catcher and a lot of outfielders(as many as you can handle).Under hand pitching was allowed. After a succesful hit, the must retrieve the ball and advance toward the hitter at home plate. As soon as touches the ground, the outfielder had to throw or roll the ball towards the bat.

(Why is it so fun to brake the game?)',110000000,3,null,null,'9','Mutan FisHH productionz',null,null,2,null,null,null,'o f u u30c4',null,2,null,null,null,'is the best goat game ever it's very fun and addicting! I love the crazy app ud83dude02 it's so funny it glitches some times but I have had it for the past year I hope this will be updated into a even more great app I love the fact people your game and make it into there own! Keep up the great work ud83dude01',119000000,39,null,null,'6','T o f u u30c4',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Cobian23',null,2,null,null,null,'give me my money back if you're company is just going to be doing this all of sudden it just loads and loads and I can't even play it anymore and before it worked perfectly fine but I want a refund this is not cool!!! If this didn't happen I'd give this 4 stars',241000000,5,null,null,'1','Edwin Cobian23',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Joseph',null,2,null,null,null,'is a good game, and the only problem is the Google games sign in. I did however figure out how to fix it. Just go to the Google games app, go to settings, and under 'your profile' there's an setting called 'automatically sign in to supported games'.

Turn this off and you shouldnt be stuck in a continuous loop of Google games trying to sign in any more.' ,265000000,178,null,null,'1','Brennan Joseph',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Maywest',null,2,null,null,null,'this game for nostalgia and the pure love of its concept. Plays pretty well, its a good adaptation to mobile. Only sort-comings include: difficulty connecting to google play on start (fix-go to google play the app and launch the game from there or toggle between the two and the game can then start), the tongue not showing when you lick things, and a couple minor issues like not being able to climb to the highest point on the dive board and only to the second stairs.' ,176000000,321,null,null,'2','Elian Maywest',null,null,2,null,null,null,'is a great game however I just wish that you could add more characters to unlock on to the game or at least put more activities for the players.

I paid u00a34.99 for this and after you've unlocked all the characters is not as fun as if you've just started the game or in the middle of it. So please add some more characters and I'll give it a 5-star rating',423000000,36,null,null,'4','MidnightGamerOMG',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Porter',null,2,null,null,null,'isn't a you problem but Google play games is getting in the way. It won't connect and won't let me play because it is constantly trying to. I don't have this problem with any other game. Not sure what to do about it. Tried turning off auto sign in but nothing changed.

Hey if you could fix this that would be great. ,878000000,22,null,null,'3','Joshua Porter',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Thiesen',null,2,null,null,null,'game, although the 'connecting to Google play' glich is annoying it can be avoided by clicking the back button on your bottem of your phone a phew times. Or you can just turn off WiFi on start up. And the gliches are hilarious',47000000,5,null,null,'4','Collin Thiesen',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Jerdee',null,2,null,null,null,'a good game and I ignore the google play problem, but it should have updates and the story (which I know) should be told in the game EVEN MORE including the dlcs (even Goatz).' ,668000000,40,null,null,'8','Adam Jerdee',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Gaming',null,2,null,null,null,'love the app and I have been playing it for years!

Finally wrote a review and, it's great! It can be a little laggy, but that can make it more fun! I lost my old account with goat simulator on it about 2 years ago or something, it was really sad. But I finally am getting it back!

And I can't wait to play again!' ,80000000,11,null,null,'7','EeveeLovers Gaming',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Sharpley',null,2,null,null,null,'game never loads it always says waiting to download content and I let it sit for a day and it was at 0% downloaded and after a week it still did not download the game',715000000,0,null,null,'1','Shawna Sharpley',null,null,2,null,null,null,'Mcnugget',null,2,null,null,null,'read this!!! This game is really good and very awesome but don't buy this version! When you boot it up it just comnects to google play games and then it connects to google play games and then it connects to google play and you can't even play it!

It just loads over and over. I was lucky to be able to refund it when I noticed this but that doesn't mean that you will be as lucky! If this didn't happen I would give it 5 stars because the game is so awesome but don't buy this version.' ,358000000,44,null,null,'9','Frickn Mcnugget',null,null,2,null,null,null,'watters',null,2,null,null,null,'game makes me laugh whenever i play it. I would recomend it to anyone that likes to laugh.